"Do it now or forever wish you had"

-Hairspray-

Greed, for the lack of better words, is good.

Money and women, the reasons to make most mistakes in life

The easiest way to keep a secret is without any help---Khunkhao

Laughter is an instant vacation--Milron Berle

When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one--Leonard Marlovich

We come to love not finding a perfect person, but by learning to love an imperfect person perfectly